After a wilderness trip, I realized I had my friends boots and saw. So I made a wooden box containing his boots and mailed it to him. Then I mailed him his saw. I never heard back from him, which is disappointing because my friend casts metal. I was kind of hoping he’d send me…

Friends of mine asked me to cat sit their cats. Naturally, I set up an instagram account (@MommaBaconCat) and posted loads of photos of the two cats. I even made up a whole narrative about one being lazy (true) and one being crazy (trueish). Anyway, I pumped a lot of content, brushed up on social…

Horse thieves hate this one simple trick!

Did you *really* grow that?

Sending pennies from my friends…