Urban camouflage

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I have stumbled on the ultimate urban camouflage. I found a UPS hat, then bought the pants and shirt to match. When I slip this on I can walk unimpeded into any building, any event, anytime. It is pretty crazy how invisible you become. In a questionable parenting move (which is all my parenting moves), I put this on to go to my son’s science fair, and I carried a box full of cookies to offer to people. Some of the kids recognized me, introduced me to their parents, and AWKWARD! I think some of those parents still think I’m a UPS driver!